The Pope - brought to his knees by a woman!

From BBC News:
A shaken Pope Benedict has celebrated Christmas Eve Mass in St Peter's Basilica shortly after being knocked over by a female spectator. The woman, said to be mentally unstable, managed to grab him by his vestments near the neck as a security guard tried to overwhelm her. The Vatican said she had also tried to jump at the Pope last year. French Cardinal Roger Etchegaray, 87, was standing a few metres away and fell and broke his hip during the incident.

Proceeding with the Mass, Benedict looked shaken and stumbled over some words. The Vatican later said the Pope was unharmed and would give Mass on Christmas Day as planned. "It was an assault, but it wasn't dangerous because she wasn't armed," said Vatican spokesman Federico Lombardi.

The BBC's David Willey, in Rome, says the woman is now undergoing checks at a medical facility in Rome. Vatican officials named her as 25-year-old Susanna Maiolo and said she held dual Swiss and Italian nationality. The Christmas Eve service in the Vatican started two hours early because officials did not want the pontiff, 82, to get tired.

Repeat incident
Dressed in a red hooded sweatshirt, the attacker leaped over the barrier towards the Pope, prompting gasps from the crowd. Eyewitness Marybeth Burns, a US tourist, told the Associated Press the woman "sort of flew over the barricade. The Holy Father went down and all of a sudden all the security people were all on top of it, you know the whole pile there, getting her off and pulling him back up," she said.

Security officials rushed down the main aisle to detain the woman, who was later arrested by police. Vatican security staff said they recognised the woman as being the same person who had tried to jump a barricade to get close to the Pope at the same service last year. The Pope had to be helped up by his master of ceremonies. The pontiff had earlier appeared briefly at nightfall at the window of his studio to light a candle in a sign of peace.
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I didn't really watch any TV today, nor did I visit any news websites so I missed this story. It is a belter of a story though, isn't it? The Pope gets knocked over by a woman. Genius!!!

Notice that the woman is 'mentally unstable'; she's not merely allowed to show her repugnance for the Catholic Church, no, she has to be mentally unstable (much like an awful lot of religious folk).

Oh well, madame, my hat is off to you. Congratulations!